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Computer HopeLauren | 19 | MSU



i like: disney, travel, himym, twenty one pilots, and much more




I will tell you what I can,
But your mind will take a stand
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this was in my inbox from a long time ago and i’m procrastinating so I’m gonna do it

1. Would you hook up with the last boy you texted?
Absolutely not

2. When was the last time you were told you were cute?
Ummmm like never lol

3. What does your last received text message say?
"What?"

4. When was the last time you were truly, completely happy with your life?
I don’t know like senior year, so like 2 years ago lol

5. When’s the next time you will see the person who absolutely takes your breath away?
Never because that would be no one. 

6. What are you most looking forward to tomorrow?
Getting out of my last class early because the exams take like 15 minutes.

7. What is your relationship status?
Single as a pringle.

8. Do you think you will be in a relationship two months from now?
No, lol.

9. Would you like to punch anyone?
No. I would like to yell at them though. 

10. What is your background on your phone?
Tyler and Josh during trees from when they came to Detroit last November 

11. Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
I mean…I don’t want to play the field but I don’t necessarily want a permanent relationship at this time.

12. Are you a mean person?
I can be but probably not.  

13. Is there anything you want to get tattooed on you?
No, because I can’t commit to a tattoo lol.

14. Would you consider yourself tall?
Yes, I am a giant 

15. What’s your relationship with the person you last texted?
Friend

16. Have you ever had someone pick you up off the ground and carry you?
Multiple times.

17. This time last year, who did you like?
Lol

18. Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
Nope.

19. Has the last person you kissed ever told you they love you?
No lol

20. Are you wearing any jewelry?
A stud in my nose

21. Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence?
Someone at the bus stop who was blowing it in my face

22. Do you still pinky promise?
Yes!

23. What are the chances you and your most recent ex will get back together?
The lowest of chances lol

24. When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
I do not even know

25. Was Halloween good for you last year?
No. I was sad so I stayed inside and watched Keeping Up With The Kardashians all night

26. Do your parents really know you?
I mean yeah but I’m a very closed off person so I don’t tell things unless I am asked

27. Have you ever done cocaine?
Noooooooo

28. Ever kissed someone whose name started with a Q, E, S, B, N, or L?
Yes.

29. What are you listening to right now?
Disney Pandora

30. Your best friend has sex with your ex, so what happens?
Congrats

31. Have you taken off someone’s pants lately?
No

32. Someone says ‘nice ass’, you say?
I would give them a very dirty look

33. Your friend kisses the boy/girl you like?
Sucks to be me

34. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
Abby but like a boy idk lol

35. Is it possible to be single and happy?
Yes.

36. Is it easy to forgive and forget?
Forgive, yes. Forget, no. 

37. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend in the next couple months?
Nooope

38. Do you remember who you liked last year?
Yes

39. Do you find piercings attractive?
I’m starting not to. I like nose rings and that’s about it.

40. Did you accept or deny your last friend request?
Accept.

41. How many cigarettes do you smoke a day?
None.

42. Have you ever kissed underneath the stars?
Yes

43. Can you count on anyone to always be there for you?
I guess not.

44. Do you miss your past?
Yes

45. Look at your inbox; who were your last four messages from?
Nathan, Sarah/group message, Toni, Mariah

46. Ever been in love?
Yes

47. Ever been called names?
All the time

48. What kind of mood are you in?
Tired and blah and stressed

49. Any plans for tomorrow?
2 exams and I need a nap

50. Like/love someone?
Nope

51. Would you like to be next to that person right now?
Mmmmmmmmmmm

52. What’s on your mind?
Exams and life

53. What will you do in two hours?
Probably go to bed.

54. Last person to get mad at you?
I don’t know a lot of people

55. What’s on your bed right now?
Oh lawdddd. A book, a binder, lots of notes, a water bottle, computer, calculator, chargers, pens, No-no boy, gummy worms, melatonin, pillows, blanket, bullseye pillow pet

56. Do you ever get ‘good morning’ texts from anyone?
No

57. Are you happy with the way things are?
Not really

58. Do you always answer your texts?
I usually read them and forget to answer. So I always answer them in my mind.

59. Are you happier now, or were you happier four months ago?
I really couldn’t say

60. Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
Yeeees a few people

61. In the past week, have you cried?
Yes

62. Are you the same person as you were in 2012?
Nope

63. It’s four in the morning; your phone rings. Who is it?
One of my friends 

64.Do you feel guilty about something. If so, what?
Yes. My grades and my shitty work ethic

65. Have you ever broken up with someone and become bitter enemies?
I wouldn’t say bitter enemies

66. Do you want to be single?
Not really but it doesn’t bother me like I don’t have a constant longing for a boyfriend

67. Longest time you were ever grounded for?
I don’t think I’ve ever been grounded

68. Does it take a lot to make you cry?
Nope. I cry on the phone sometimes because the person on the other end is mean

69. Do you like your phone?
No.

70. Is anything on your body currently hurting?
My head

71. What are the main websites you go on?
Twitter, google, tumblr, wikipedia, netflix, hulu, amazon

72. Do you love the person you last said “I love you” to?
I don’t remember the last person I said that to

73. Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t do?
Yes

74. What’s something you do too much of and should stop?
Complain, sleep, procrastinate

75. What would you say if somebody told you they hated you?
Say sorry

76. Have you ever been asked out by someone you didn’t want to date?
Yes lmaoooo

77. Is there a member of the opposite sex on your mind?
Sure

78. Have you ever done something that put yourself in harm’s way?
Yes

79. Do you own any shirts the color of your eyes?
I don’t think so actually

80. What do you daydream most about?
Things that will never happen

friendlydad:

have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death

(via twentyoneveils)

don’t tell people that they don’t have depression just because they seemed to have had a good day…………….

seriousjones:

*walks out of the movie theater and it’s still daytime* what the fuck

(via redwingsgirl)

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

(via queerdo-queen)

butimthevillain:

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!

butimthevillain:

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!

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I’m thinking about meeting josh dun and my palms are sweaty because josh dun

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

(via ahopeful-undertone)

aaaaa42:

*drop’s a box of tic tacs*aaahhh my tic tacs! theres tic tacs everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac*

(via drunkenspeechesonsobri3ty)

doitsu:

doitsu:

i think my favorite picture from tumblr is the one where a person is riding their bike and falls off of it and hurts themself and blames communism for it

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animalaspects:

Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!
The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 
See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!
Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)
If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

animalaspects:

Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!

  • The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
  • Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
  • The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
  • Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
  • Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
  • Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
  • In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
  • Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 

See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!

Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)

If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

reelbearmedia:

be still, my beating heart

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this was a joke because that lens is what’s considered a “long” lens (70mm to 200mm) meaning that this image would be very blurry and unrecognizable if I did snap it.

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brommunism:

brommunism:

i dont think anyone is more serious about urban legends than theatre kids i mean once a kid had to go home from rehearsal bc he said the name of the scottish play onstage and someone punched him in the face

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of course i didnt what kind of fool do you take me for

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