at last, i see the light

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

orientation tomorrow (19/20)

uhhhhhm i don’t know how to feel about this

javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought

i’m literally terrified for orientation tomorrow

• i’m so scared i’m going to be late
• i feel like i didn’t prepare a potential schedule well enough
• i’m going to be all alone at the meals
• i’m going to not be able to sleep because i’m going to get a snoring roommate
• my id photo will be awful
• i’m going to get lost
• no one is going to talk to me
• they’re not going to have my AP test scores

amifutami:

I hate the Beatles